May 2012
“The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to...”
– Jack Kerouac - On the Road (via alecshao)
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whiskeymakesmesmarter:
My girlfriend brought a stegosaurus and a brontosaurus action figure into our romantic rose and sandalwood scented bubble bath. She then made screechy noises while having the dino friends scamper around my boobs.
They were conquering your northern mountains but alas their attempts were thwarted by my need to devour you. I amaze myself with my attempt to seduce my...
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I need to finish 3 projects for my work meet up on Friday. My creativity has gone out the window along with all the fucks I might have given about this design project. I really just want to throw off my shoes, grab my Hobbit walking stick, and hang out in the trees like a lost boy.
“They thought to use and shame me but I win out by nature, because a true freak...”
– (via acidraina)
